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Dearest Cosma;
You both have me worried out of my mind. First Christian returns acting strange, then I read in the tabloids you changed you name. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. So out of curiousity does he shag you as well, as he shagged me?
I know you just put your father in the ground, and Christian, being the stupid male he is just smashed your heart, but I was wondering if you had time for a kind old man. If you could find time to come to town, I could take you on the town. We could have a gay old time.
I bet you could use some fun.
Enclosed are tickets, first a plane ride, second a train ticket complete with directions to my humble abode. Finally the last ticket is to my favorite show. Hope you don't mind drag shows.
Lots of love. XOXOXOXO
Con
July 14 2005, 05:50:13 UTC 6 years ago
I am overwhelmed with your generosity, that is first and most important. I wish I could explain it all, Con, but I suck with words, especially written.
I would very much like to enjoy a night out on the town with you (drag shows are my favorites), but I am not sure I should be in L.A. right now. Yes, it's because of Christian.
As fashionable as incest is, we're actually not related (Max wasn't my father) so now we're perfectly able to shag, marry, and have relations in public and he's gone and fucked me over.
Gods I sound morbidly bitter? I'm sorry, Con. I think a night out will do me good.
Love from The Folds,
XXX Cosma
P.S. You are not old.
July 14 2005, 05:54:20 UTC 6 years ago
Then you had better come and explain in person. I won't take no for an answer.
I can't promise you won't see Christian if you come to visit, but I can promise you will be with me the whole time.
That means you are coming, right?
Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXO
Con
PS I am older than you sweetie.
July 14 2005, 05:57:59 UTC 6 years ago
Yes, I'm coming. But probably not 'coming'.
XXX Cosma
P.S. So is Christian.
July 14 2005, 07:06:51 UTC 6 years ago
We will see about that.
Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXO
Con
P.S. Yes, but you don't have to worry about me biting you. I don't bite.